12
Jun

Meme for a Change

Got this from Rocky:

Leave a comment with your name and…
1. I’ll respond with something random about you.
2. I’ll challenge you to try something.
3. I’ll pick a color that I associate with you.
4. I’ll tell you something I like about you.
5. I’ll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I’ll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I’ll ask you something I’ve always wanted to ask you.
8. If I do this for you, you must in turn post this meme on your LJ / blog.
9. With a letter I assign to you, you must write ten things that you like that begin with that letter.

Now, he assigned me with letter V (tough one), here it goes (no particular order):

1. V6 – one of my favorite Jap boy bands
2. Video games, specially the following (as of now): Dynasty Warriors series, Castlevania series, Full Metal Alchemist, Final Fantasy series (most specially X), Onimusha: Dawn of Dreams, Raw vs. Smackdown 2005, Need for Speed: Underground 2
3. Visual Basic – one of the easiest programming languages to master
4. Voltes Five – the anime of my generation – almost
5. Vampires (obviously)
6. The V (peace) finger sign
7. [I am still thinking]
8. [I am still thinking]
9. [I am still thinking]
10. Virus reports (argh)

9
Jun

ROTC is Dead and It Should Stay that Way

I really hope this stupid bill will not see the light of day.

If the military’s idea of defense preparation is marching all day under the sun, without marksmanship and map-reading lessons, then mandatory ROTC is no use. I endured four semesters of shit called ROTC, and I tell you with a straight face that ROTC is useless. I took ROTC in a public university whose ROTC was handled by the Army, and never in my four-semester hell did I touch an M-16, much less fire a single shot. All we did was to stay under the elements of the weather and march, and march, and march. Even if we get 200,000 reservists, all of them would only be marching to their deaths.

The congressman from Cebu should instead focus his leisure time on ensuring that the Armed Forces of the Philippines live up to the first word of its name.

If there is one sure thing that would teach the youth to hate their country, it is ROTC. Just ask all of those who endured four semester of hell. And patriotism, Mr. Congressman, is voluntary. Forced patriotism is fake patriotism, the kind of patriotism that this country could live without. And, if you will allow me one ad hominem, the kind of patriotism that most members of Congress display.

6
Jun

AV Defines Payload Differently

AV companies have different definitions for the word payload. As an arbitrary base definition, Wikipedia defines payload as such:

the payload of a virus or worm is any action it is programmed to take other than merely spreading itself. The term is used for all intended functions, whether they actually work or not.

The Computer Desktop Encyclopedia says payload:

…refers to the software’s harmful results. Examples of payloads include data destruction, messages with insulting text or spurious e-mail messages sent to a large number of people.

Symantec has a slightly similar definition:

This is the malicious activity that the virus performs. Not all viruses have payloads, but there are some that perform destructive actions.

Trend Micro has a different take on the definition:

The term payload refers to an action that a malware or grayware performs, apart from its main behavior. For example, payloads for a worm include all other actions it performs apart from its propagation routines.

Payloads can range from something that is relatively harmless, like displaying messages or ejecting the CD drive, to something destructive, like deleting the contents of a hard drive.

McAfee defines payload as follows:

Refers to the effects produced by a virus attack. Sometimes refers to a virus associated with a dropper or Trojan horse.

From the Big Three’s definition, Trend Micro’s definition deviates from the Wikipedia and the other two quoted companies. Kaspersky, Sophos, and F-Secure do not have definitions on payload. Uniformity has never been AV companies’ forte; they don’t even name malware the same way. But based on the definitions we can safely say that payload refers to the malicious activities that a malware does. We are stumped by Trend Micro’s definition, since the definition will be problematic for Trojan horses.

Trojan horse is a general term that covers malware with different behavior. Based on its definition, Trend Micro sees payload as actions of a malware aside from its main routine. For Trojans, we ask: what is a Trojan’s main routine? It will now depend on what kind of a Trojan a malware is – whether it is a downloader, a dropper, a proxy server, etc.

That’s why I prefer the other’s definition – it has all bases covered.

4
Jun

At UP Diliman

Live blogging from Computational Science Research Center, University of the Philippines in Diliman, Quezon City. Attending C# training.

Many among the participants were late, due to the remoteness of the site. Goes to show that IT is relatively new to the UP System. Dean, is there a Bocobo Hall in UP? Or is just me?

2
Jun

Liars Go To Hell

Miriam Santiago wants to resign from the Senate.

I only wish that she do so. She would do the country good for it would spare us her eccentricities. Or should I prepare myself to hear that classic line of hers:

“I lied! Ha ha ha ha!”