Daily, morning commuters of LRT 1 and MRT 3 are bombarded with tabloid headlines of Manila Standard Today’s Express, MST’s answer to Philippine Daily Inquirer’s Libre.

I prefer Libre to Express. Libre is more of a catalog with news. At least the news are OK. Express – well, it’s a tabloid, complete with tabloid headlines.

And to commemorate the ingenuity of Express’ cheeky (and scandalous) headlines, I will post here their headlines every time I get a copy.

For today’s issue, here are the headlines:

GAY CONTESTANT, TIGOK SA STAGE! (Gay contestant dies on stage)

Hepe ng dumpsite tinambakan ng bala (Dumpsite manager dumped with bullets)