I find this Inquirer story funny:

“I feel very sad,” Norberto Gonzales said Thursday. “I’m the national security adviser and then suddenly [I] don’t get the protection of the police. The police are involved [in vote-buying]. Hindi ko naisip na lolokohin ako ng pulis (I never thought they’d deceive me).”

Three things why this is funny:

1. The candidate is his daughter, not him.
2. He is speaking as if the Bataan PNP is his own private army.
3. He only found out now that some PNP personnel are corrupt (and he is the National Security Adviser).

Well, at least he gets to feel how to be screwed. He screwed the country through that Venable contract. Karma, heh.