The Ultimate Challenge – Congwrestlemania 2007! (UPDATED)

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I can’t pass these up:

* In his usual, brilliant, witty way, Manuel Buencamino describes the intramurals in the House of Reprehensibles as Congwrestlemania 2007. There you have the House Heavyweight Champion, JdeV, being challenged by Paul Garcy with his manager Louis the Vulture. But that would be dull, so let’s make it a Fatal Four-way Intergender Match, with Mary Sue and Charlie Padi as other challengers.

But that would be ho-hum, so let’s make it a Reprehensible Battle Royal Rumble instead, so that every members of the House can participate and get a chance to be House Heavyweight Champion. Leading the pack are Ron Zorroma and Salvi Scuttler. Too bad Manny Pooh-quiao lost; he would have been the best fighter to beat JdeV.

* Inquirer fires Tim Yap! Hurray! Philippine Star hires him. Boo! (Rumor, use salt.)

* The Senate yesterday was reduced to repartee.

Ramon Magsaysay Jr: Our people, well–informed and discerning, decided to send a very strong message to the administration that said, “We have had enough. It is time for serious reforms. We want people who can deliver.” (But Jocjoc delivered!)

Luisa Ejercito: I will now serve as the jail warden and caregiver of my husband until his acquittal… I’m ending with Erap, here I come. (Lagot ka, Erap, he he.)

Alfredo Lim: You better cooperate or evaporate because I’m running after you. I’m coming home Manila. (Yari mga pirated DVDs.)

* Comelec declares a failure of elections in Maguindanao. Recto should have not conceded. Wait, he has not. Zubiri’s hopes are rekindled.

5 thoughts on “The Ultimate Challenge – Congwrestlemania 2007! (UPDATED)”

  2. JDV smiled when asked if he will continue to hold on to his position as the speaker of the house. I bet he’ll get it, by crook or by crook!

  3. Schumey, ECW rules apply when things get out of hand. That would be fun.

    Master, by hook or by crook, or by money, he’ll get it.

  4. Don’t like this Maguinadano election failure scenario at all. However you look at it, Comelec is deeply mired in the scam.

    The worst thing is that whole thing is being played to the gallery, a tactic to make a Zubiri win more palatable.

    I’d rather have Koko Pimentel in the Senate than Zubiri.

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