9
Apr

An Echiverri Kingdom

Caloocan City is fast becoming an Echiverri Kingdom, with an Echiverri dynasty in the offing.

Its current mayor, Enrico “Recom” Echiverri, has a predilection for posting his face and name in every nook and cranny of the city (to be fair, most politicians share the same narcissism, Lito Atienza and Bayani Fernando to name a few). But he is not content with that.

When his son, Ricojudge Janvier “RJ” Echiverri won as national president of the Liga ng mga Barangay (a joyous occasion, indeed), a lot of streamers and tarpaulins appeared on city roads, including EDSA congratulating him. One extravagant example is hanging on the ENTIRE MMDA foot bridge at EDSA, in front of the Manila Central University. The tarpaulin is attributed to the City Assessor’s Office. I hope no public funds were used for that? Even so, it was an awful waste of money.

And then there are the barangay cabs carrying Recom’s and RJ’s name. RJ’s name is written as “Con. RJ Echiverri.” Note the Con. He is supposed to be head of the local Liga, and as such he sits in the City Council, making him a councilor, abbreviated as Coun. But why Con. in the cabs? It is not a typo – all of the cabs carry those. Your guess is as good as mine.

And now, there’s more.

Another son, Juan Crisostomo “Juris”, recently passed the bar exams. Immediately after that, tarpaulins congratulating him mushroomed along the city streets.

Note that RJ ran for congressman of 1st district in 2007 elections, but lost to Oscar Malapitan. Is it safe to say that Juris will run in 2010?

Echiverri should be wary of establishing a dynasty. His predecessor, Rey Malonzo, attempted to do that in 2004 – he, his common-law wife, and son ran, and all of them lost. It could happen to him and his family.

(Image from the Caloocan City Web site.)

8
Apr

Neverwinter Nights Diamond

Last Friday, I saw Neverwinter Nights:Diamond at Datablitz in SM Megamall. The edition includes the original game, the expansion packs Shadows of Undrentide and Hordes of the Underdark, Kingmaker, Bioware’s easy module creation tool Aurora Toolset, all in one DVD.

I bought one at Php 695, which I think is a good buy, since this is US$ 18.99 at Amazon, not including shipping. The price translates to Php 779 at exchange rate of US$1 to Php 41.

The game’s system requirements are low by today’s standards:

Operating System: Windows 98/ME/2000/XP
CPU: Pentium III 800 Mhz (Pentium 4 1.3GHz or higher recommended)
RAM: 128 MB (256 MB recommended) 256 MB for Windows XP (512 MB recommended)
Disc Drive: 8X DVD ROM Drive
Hard Drive: 3.85 GB free hard disk space
Video Card: 32 MB with Hardware T&L Support (64 MB recommended)
Sound Card: Windows 98/Me/2000/XP-compatible sound card
Input Devices: Mouse, keyboard

Have you played this game? Did you like it?

8
Apr

HP’s eee competitor HP 2133 Mini-Note now out

HP has released today its competing product to Asus eee PC. Called the HP 2133 Mini-Note PC, it weighs 5.3 pounds, screen size of 8.9 inch, full QWERTY keyboard, touch pad with unusual mouse button layout (left and right of the touchpad), and in a casing and style that looks better than eee, I think. I just don’t like the price.

Amazon lists the following specs:

* Procesor: VIA C7-M, 1.2GHz
* Memory: 1024 MB (1GB) 667MHZ DDR2
* Video: VIA Chrome 9 UMA
* Hard disk: 1205 GB 5400 RPM
* WiFi: Broadcom 802.11 a/b/g
* Ethernet LAN
* SuSE Linux Enterprise Desktop

A 4GB flash drive-version is also listed at Amazon.

HP Press release here.

(Image from PC Magazine.)

4
Apr

Even the devil can quote the Scriptures

My reaction this news report is this: even the devil can quote the Scriptures.

From Luke 4:1-13:

Jesus, full of the Holy Spirit, returned from the Jordan and was led by the Spirit in the wilderness, where for forty days he was tempted by the devil. He ate nothing at all during those days, and when they were over, he was famished. The devil said to him, ‘If you are the Son of God, command this stone to become a loaf of bread.’ Jesus answered him, ‘It is written, “One does not live by bread alone.”‘

Then the devil led him up and showed him in an instant all the kingdoms of the world. And the devil said to him, ‘To you I will give their glory and all this authority; for it has been given over to me, and I give it to anyone I please. If you, then, will worship me, it will all be yours.’ Jesus answered him, ‘It is written, “Worship the Lord your God, and serve only him.”‘

Then the devil took him to Jerusalem, and placed him on the pinnacle of the temple, saying to him, ‘If you are the Son of God, throw yourself down from here, for it is written, “He will command his angels concerning you, to protect you”, and “On their hands they will bear you up, so that you will not dash your foot against a stone.”‘

Jesus answered him, ‘It is said, “Do not put the Lord your God to the test.”‘ When the devil had finished every test, he departed from him until an opportune time.

Incidentally, you may want to watch Repertory Philippines’ production of Altar Boyz. Read my impressions here. Guaranteed laugh, I tell you.

4
Apr

Altar Boyz: Raise the Praise Tour Manila Leg

I think not everyone knows that I dig Japanese boy bands. They are so funny and corny and hilarious, that I cannot help but laugh or at least smile. Unfortunately that does not apply to Western boy bands. Don’t get me wrong. I passed through that time when Backstreet Boys and Westlife were kings of the airwaves, though there was Hanson and the Moffats. But yeah, I’m stuck with Japanese boy bands. They make me laugh still. Proof? Look at this one. Hilarious.

So, when I heard about Altar Boyz, my reaction was, watzdat? I mean, it sounded like a gangsta group of altar boys, and oh boy, no wonder Ratzinger was elected Pope. So googling around, I found that it was actually a musical that attempted to answer a simple question (so simple that I smacked my forehead and said “oo nga no?”): what if there is a Christian boy band?

So there I was at Onstage Greenbelt last night, seated at center for a preview, and a rather cheeky voice blared something cheeky, announcing that the Altar Boyz would electrify audiences within two minutes. There I became confused: is this a musical or is this a concert? Dummy, my rational side chided me, it was the concept of the play. Yeah, must be due to an empty stomach.

So the lights were turned off, the band started playing, and five guys began singing and dancing. And then it was laughter galore, thanks to the members of the Altar Boyz.

The play-within-a-concert (or is it a concert-within-a-play) is entertaining, funny, and hilarious but with a serious undertone, as satires should. It plays on the boyband stereotypes, from matinee idol leader, to a gay member, to an ethnic member. Add religion to the mix, and you get satire at its best.

There were some points when I couldn’t understand the lyrics; it really is hard to sing while dancing, and the reason why I like Japanese boy bands – they do that all the time. Also, it must be due to the mic that the actors were using, though during spoken parts, I could hear them clearly. And it is not the acoustics, either. So yeah, it must be the dancing routine. For someone who had neither of both talents, I was amazed by the song-and-dance routines – a testament to the talent of the actors. And in this regard, Altar Boyz are more like Japanese boybands than Western.

Note that most boy bands don’t have good singing voices. Some of the actors might not have good voice, but I think I can’t say that with conviction. After all, it was a preview, so as in any undertaking, the first time is always hard. So maybe the next show there will be improvements.

The stage is simple, no-frills affair, which is uncharacteristic of boy band concerts. It decreases the believability factor, but it is not really that essential to the story. Besides, KISS principle is a good maxim to live by, even in design.

The choreography was awesome, more akin to Japanese boy bands. Cmon, Western boy bands don’t dance like that very much, though in this production, I think over-danced ha ha ha. Jason Zamora (of the Manoeuvers fame) did the choreography for Altar Boyz, and no wonder it was extreme (as compared to current/past boy bands).

Matthew is the leader, has the matinee idol looks, though at the show, he looked subdued, or maybe he was overshadowed by the other characters. For example, when Matthew was singing a love song, everyone was laughing because of Mark’s antics. PJ Valerio plays as Matthew.
Mark might be the token gay member, but he is a scene stealer. His solo song was hilarious, and the delivery was superb. Red Concepcion is a theater veteran, and his talent shines, giving justice to Mark’s character all throughout the concert/play/whatever you want to call it I don’t care.
Juan is the ethnic member (Mexican), he has the funnier lines, specially when he is pointing at someone in the audience. Making him sport curly hair worked to emphasize his Mexican image. He had some funny moments, too. This is Reb Atadero’s first professional play, and not bad for the rookie.
There’s this stereotype of dumb but good looking people, and Luke represents this image. He is also the Britney Spears-Lindsay Lohan-Paris Hilton of the bunch, complete with the use of “exhaustion” as euphemism for psychological disorder. He also reminds me of Ty Pennington for sheer hyperactiveness. I couldn’t understand his lines that much, maybe because it was slang. But his exaggerated delivery, together with the gestures, worked for me. Reuben Uy was once a member of a boy band (Akafellas) himself, though his character Luke is almost antithesis to the Akafellas image.
Abraham is the odd-man out, being Jewish. At first I wondered why he was even in the play. Aside from being a plot device later on (sorry, no spoilers), he had his funny moments too. Chevy Mercado plays Abraham, and he danced so well that it was a surprise that he is not a dancer.

Did I like it? Very much. The play is funny, the actors did well, and the choreography extreme. You will enjoy watching, it gives a good laugh. I may have to remind you that if you are a fundamentalist Christian, leave your faith outside the theater before watching this play. For one time, just enjoy, mk?

And no, my views about boy bands have not changed a bit. Incidentally, New Kids on the Block is reuniting. Yay.

Altar Boyz plays at the Onstage Theater Greenbelt 1 from April 4 to 27, 2008. Shows on Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00pm with Saturday and Sunday matinees at 3:30pm. Tickets are at Php550, Php350, and Php 250. For tickets, reservations, and information call the Rep office at 8870710 or Ticketworld at 891999. You may also log on to www.repertory-philippines.com or www.ticketworld.com.ph. Tickets are also available at the REP office located at 2316 Pasong Tamo Extension, Makati City and at the gate before every performance.

Supporting Repertory Philippines for this production are the City of Makati, Ayala Malls, Nu Skin Enterprises, and Bubba Gump in cooperation with Make Up For Ever, Clickthecity.com, Business Mirror, Lane Moving and Storage, Gourmet’s Coffee, Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf, Crossover 105.1, 92.3 XFM, Jam 88.3, Mellow 94.7, NU 107, Spicy Fingers, Human, Basement Salon, Sarabia Optical, LMK Commercial, and Mayflower 1620 Enterprise.

2
Apr

The usual excuses

I am listing here the usual sh*t that Gloria Arroyo apologists/fans/supporters mouth when the topic of her removal/resignation comes up. I am including my sh*ttake on these lines, of course.

There is no alternative.

The problem with people mouthing this argument is that if you say a name, they will say that person is not an alternative. They will mouth everything negative about the person, even if they don’t have an iota of knowledge about that person’s competence. Heck, push for their moms and they will say their moms are not good alternatives. In short, there is no alternative, period.

Aside: I don’t know if Noli de Castro is being stupid or what. Fidel Ramos usually mouths “there is no alternative” when the topic of Arroyo’s removal comes up (because he thinks he is the alternative). That was an insult, and de Castro takes it in stride. What he doesn’t know is that he was chosen as Arroyo’s running mate precisely for that reason: so that people will have second thoughts removing Arroyo. Effective, no?

This excuse is very convenient. It allows a person to move on, as if nothing happened, as if nothing is happening. Apathy is just a form of laziness, a failure of one’s power of imagination.

Let the courts decide.

Those who are mouthing this statement – a known Fortress propaganda line – have little knowledge about how our justice system works. Before you can even get to the courts, you have to pass by Arroyo’s gatekeepers – the Department of Justice, headed by Raul Gonzalez; and the Office of the Ombudsman, headed by Merceditas Gutierrez. Just look at how these two organizations work. Heck, just look at how the two think.

The courts can only decide if these two organizations want them to. Good luck.

And when some people took the propaganda line and filed cases at the Ombudsman, the Fortress cried harassment, that they should let the Senate finish its hearings first – the very same investigation that they had successfully sabotaged and clamped down, no thanks to 9-6.

Which leads us to the next.

Let the institutions do their job.

A variation of the previous statement, people mouthing this line assumes that our institutions work.

Just look at the impeachment process. Speaker Prospero Nograles once claimed that an impeachment is a numbers game. Meaning, however substantial your complaint is, even if you have truckloads of evidence, you lose if you do not have the numbers. Yes, there is a semblance that the impeachment process works, and if the complaint is shot down, sorry, don’t be a sore loser. But given that case, does it really work?

The Constitution gives the power of initiating impeachment – a legal proceeding – to the House of Representatives, a political organization. The Charter assumes that congressmen can discern the grain from the chaff, to vote based on evidence instead of affiliation. For the past three impeachment attempts, do you think those congressmen voted according to their consciences?

No, they have not, because they have allowed the process to be mutilated by the Lozanos and the Pulidos of the world. By allowing so, they can assuage their consciences because they knew the Lozanos and the Pulidos filed weak complaints. And that is precisely why the process was mutilated.

And that is just the impeachment process. Don’t get me started on the Ombudsman, who sat on complaints against Mike Arroyo and Ben Abalos, re: NBN-ZTE; whose deputy made hysterics on an official hearing, all because he lied; who decided not to investigate Gloria Arroyo.

Yes, let us allow the institutions to do their thing – if they actually work as specified. I contend that they are not – they are all damaged institutions.

Her term is until 2010, let her finish her term.

The most recent mouthing of this line is from a bishop of Tarlac. My question is: so what? Joseph Estrada’s term was until 2004, but you bishops did not think about that. Instead, you called on him to resign, and when he did not, you called on people to go to EDSA.

How time flies. Now we see bishops calling on people to let Gloria Arroyo finish her term, even with all the coverups. What had happened to “the truth shall set you free” maxim?

And this is what galls me regarding these bishops. In 2005, when Hello, Garci erupted, Arroyo said sorry for calling an unnamed election official, and Virgilio Garcillano ran away and hid, the bishops called for a truth commission. Arroyo did not indulge them, and the bishops DID NOTHING. Not only that. They claimed that the impeachment is not the proper forum in searching for the truth. They also supported the calibrated pre-emptive response.

The coverups are blatant, and these bishops chose to look the other way. (I am hesitant to say that their eyes are covered by cash-filled envelops, lest I be accused of being holier-than-thou.)

All of us are corrupt.

This is one argument coming from the mouths of bishops. I thought seminarians were being taught logic in the seminaries. I am mistaken.

If everyone is corrupt, then these bishops are corrupt, too (and no, don’t ask me to use Venn diagrams). And to remind these bishops, you have a teaching, right? Judge not, and the mote in the eye thing?

And this goes for those who are now lambasting Oscar Cruz. All I can say is: look who’s talking?

Going back, if everyone is corrupt, it does not follow that we just allow Arroyo to continue doing crimes and covering them up. We might just as well dispense with our laws.

Our economy will take a hit if she resigns/removed.

This is the favorite bogey by her businessmen-fans. Their argument is that our economy will be affected if she resigns or is removed. They mouth the Fortress’ magic number 7.3%, and that we cannot afford to jeopardize our economic growth.

This is the easiest argument to debunk. On separate instances, I challenged Donald Dee and Jesus Arranza (known Gloria Arroyo supporters) and their organizations to unilaterally increase the minimum wage by Php 200 – not that Php 60 that the Arroyo-supporting TUCP is proposing. Of course, they won’t. So much for economic growth.

And their refusal belies the economic growth propaganda line. For if the economy is really growing, surely companies can afford to increase the minimum wage? Either they are too greedy, or the supposed economic growth is a sham.

If you have/know more excuses, please leave them at the comments.

(PS: This post should clear up doubts about my stand caused by the previous one.)

1
Apr

Mr. T brings patient out of coma

Who’s afraid of Mr. T? Apparently, coma is afraid of Mr. T.

Mr. T, known for his tough guy roles (in The A-Team and WWE), apparently has mystical powers:

Former The A-Team star Mr. T once stunned a sick child’s family by bringing him out of a coma – after doctors begged the actor for help.

The poorly kid fell unconscious in Detroit, Michigan in the mid-1980s – and the only physical movement he made was in response to hearing Mr. T’s name.

And when the mohawked star was in town, he stopped by the hospital to visit the ill boy – with miraculous results.

He tells Empire magazine, “His family put toys around him and one of them was a Mr. T doll. And whenever my name came up, the boy moved his arm.

“Somebody told the doctors I was in town, so they called me down there. I closed the curtains and prayed. Then, as I was walking down the hall, the kid suddenly came out of the coma and hollered out.

“That was my supernatural moment.”

It must be the mohawk. And all that bling-bling.

1
Apr

GMail Custom Time!

When I opened my GMail today, I saw this at the top of the page:

With curiousity piqued, I clicked on the link, and I was directed to this page:

Now, your replies will never be late! To set custom time, click “Set custom time” from the Compose view. If you manage to find it, that is.

Useful or not?

31
Mar

Selective cognition

After commenting that public sinners should not be given communion, Archbishop Oscar Cruz faces backlash from Gloria Arroyo supporters.

A group of congressmen from Southern Luzon calls for the Congressmen Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines to sanction Cruz for conduct unbecoming of a bishop – if there is such a charge, that is. They threatened to elevate the case to the Vatican if the CBCP does not act on their complaint.

They might as well should. They should know their religion. Only the Vatican can impose sanctions on bishops, and the CBCP may berate Cruz, but that’s all they can do, if they will choose to do so at all.

My problem is that on this news report by ABS-CBN, Cruz was never quoted as saying directly that he will not give communion to Gloria Arroyo. Let me quote the report:

Lingayen-Dagupan Archbishop Oscar Cruz said “public sinners” should not be given the Holy Sacrament of Communion including, he said, President Arroyo.

“I would not give communion to somebody receiving communion in public whom I know is a public sinner. I am sorry. I could be wrong and may God forgive me but I cannot do it,” Cruz said.

“It’s like throwing the body and blood of Christ into the garbage,” Cruz said.

In a breakfast forum on Wednesday, Cruz said it is going to be scandalous to grant communion to a “sinner” and one who refuse to repent for any wrongdoing.

“Hindi ka pwedeng ma-absolved and you say sorry and then you keep stolen money in your pocket. Sorry, it doesn’t work that way. Kung hindi magnanakaw na rin ako,” Cruz said.

Although the Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines (CBCP) believes that the government is morally bankrupt, Cruz said only a few of them are asking for President Arroyo’s resignation.

Among the bishops who want Mrs. Arroyo to resign are Archbishop Anghel Lagdameo, Bishop Teodoro Bacani, Bishop Julio Labayen, Bishop Deogracias Yniguez, Bishop Antonio Tobias and Bishop Vicente Navarra.

Cruz however declined to identify eight bishops whom he considers as pro-administration. He said majority of the remaining bishops have yet to decide on the issue.

The bishop also urged the continuation of the ZTE hearing in the Senate as it is the only venue where truth can be revealed. With reports from Jing CastaƱeda, TV Patrol World

Congressman Danilo Suarez says the bishop was videotaped saying that, but again, read the report above. Unless ABS-CBN News writes reports sloppily, I deem Suarez to be over reacting. Arguing that Cruz did say that, Suarez is being intellectually dishonest and practicing selective cognition.

My question to Suarez is simple: what about your amo?

Another Gloria Arroyo fan club has wasted thousands of pesos of their own money (I hope) for newspaper ads calling for sobriety.

Apparently reacting to planned rallies protesting Neri v. Ermita, the Federation of Philippine Industries (FPI) said that “the issues being examined both in the Senate and in parliaments of the streets should be brought to the courts for final adjudication and closure.” The ad shows the signatures of the FPI Chairman and the President, Jesus Arranza. Yes, the same ass who told Sumilao farmers to go to hell attempted to debunk Joaquin Bernas on the Sumilao issue.

Well, Arranza together with FPI is a know Arroyo fan, and he clearly lives in Arroyo’s enchanted kingdom. It claims that the country’s economy “had never been stronger and healthier,” quoting the magical number 7.3%, and conveniently ignores other numbers, like the increasing number of poor people, skyrocketing prices of goods, and negligible foreign direct investments – signs of living in a fantasy world and another case of selective cognition.

Well Mr. Arranza and other Arroyo fans from FPI, if you want me to believe you, do this: increase the minimum wage by Php 125. If you do that, I will believe you, and will write paeans to your queen. Until then, you are still an ass.

“We plead though that in seeking truth and reform, sobriety, prudence and judiciousness should rule. For the sake of our other vital interest, the economy.” You mean your own interest. You do not speak for me, Mr. Arranza.