26
Jun

Don’t try this at all

This is not the way to advance your company’s way to world domination:

During a presentation to announce Symantec’s latest product, a spokesman for the company delivered an enthusiastic pitch to a roomful of big name clients. Indeed, such was the emphasis on the “uniqueness” of his company’s offering that attendees could have been forgiven for thinking that no one else made anti-virus software.

During the wrap-up to his presentation, the spokesman was forced to query collective laughs, and quite possibly shouts of “it’s behind you”, by turning to face his presentation screen.

He found the source of their amusement in the form of a prominent pop-up box, obscuring his Powerpoint presentation, stating that the rival Kaspersky anti-virus software loaded on the machine he was using to present had updated its definitions.

Oops.

Lesson 1: use your own product.

Lesson 2: if you don’t trust and use your own product, it’s time to quit.

Lesson 3: do not use a test machine/competitor testing machine for presentation use.

Lesson 4: 99% of salesmen are liars. Yes, I made that figure up. Go figure.

26
Jun

Nokia E90 Sightings

Nokia’s baddest handset, the E90, has been sighted. Dummy units, at least.

I was at SM City Manila last Saturday, and look what I had found:


This one is at Silicon Valley.


This one at Power Mobile.

I got to hold a dummy unit at Power Mobile:

No, I did not bother asking if it is available, nor what is the price. At this early date, its price will be ridiculously expensive.

Maybe the reason I still don’t have the E61i after almost three weeks since that blasted retention application is that E90 is the phone for me. Heh.

Incidentally, when I visited the Nokia Asia Web site, a browser window popped up, asking me to take a 10-minute survey (even apologizing for the distraction). So I took it, and after three clicks, the survey informed me that they are looking for another age group. I closed the window in disgust. Nokia, you wasted my time.

26
Jun

Chris Benoit, 1967-2007 (Updated)

Chris Benoit is dead. He is 40.

From the Edmonton Sun:

Canadian pro wrestler Chris Benoit, his wife and son were found dead Monday and police said they were investigating the deaths as a homicide.

Lt. Tommy Pope of the Fayette County Sheriff’s Department in suburban Atlanta said the three were found at their home about 2:30 p.m., but refused to release details.

Pope said results of autopsies on Benoit, his wife Nancy, and seven-year-old son Daniel were expected Tuesday.

Will write a proper tribute soon.

UPDATE:

WWE issues this press statement. Here is a running update.

This is fast becoming a tragedy.

25
Jun

Who are they?

In one of the latest proofs why the House of Representatives is superior to the Philippine Senate, a congressman whose son is a Cabinet member claims that some members of the House contingent in the Commission on Appointments are asking for money or projects in exchange for confirmation of presidential appointment.

This is a nice game of “Who is it”? First let us name the members of the House contingent to the CA:

* Prospero Pichay Jr. of Surigao del Sur
* Jesus Jurdin Romualdo of Camiguin
* Eduardo Veloso of Leyte
* Marcelino Libanan of Eastern Samar (now immigration commissioner)
* Prospero Amatong of Compostela Valley
* Manuel Ortega of La Union
* Rafael Nantes of Quezon
* Antonino Roman of Bataan
* Aurelio Umali of Nueva Ecija
* Victor Sumulong of Antipolo City
* Harlin Habayon of Northern Samar
* Rolex Suplico of Iloilo.

The congressman who blew the whistle, Herminio Teves of Negros Oriental gave the following clues:

* Some congressmen who demanded money from Cabinet members and generals ran in the May 14 elections but lost
* Others were third-term House members like him who were not qualified to seek re-election but who fielded their wives in their districts to be their successors (Unfortunately, their wives lost, he said.)
* This Inquirer report has more clues:

Earlier in a TV interview over ANC, Teves was asked if one of the members of the so-called Big Five had run for the Senate. He replied in the affirmative.

Asked if the congressman had lost, he said: “Use your imagination.”

Two members of the House named a fellow congressman involved in the supposed extortion activities in the CA.

According to the two lawmakers—a man from the opposition and a woman from the administration—their colleague ran a highly expensive campaign but lost in the midterm elections.

Oh boy this is fun. View the lists here and here for confirmation.

* Romualdo is a third-termer; Pedro Romualdo is replacing him.
* Veloso is a third-termer; I’m not sure if any of his relatives run, but no Veloso is in the list of winners for Leyte.
* Libanan is a third-termer; his wife lost in the elections.
* Amatong is a third-termer; Rommel Amatong is replacing him.
* Ortega is a third-termer; Victor Ortega is replacing him.
* Nantes is a third-termer; I’m not sure if any of his relatives run, but no Nantes is in the list of winners for Quezon.
* Roman is a third-termer; I’m not sure if Herminia Batista-Roman is his wife.
* Umali ran as governor; I’m not sure if Czarina Umali is his wife or daughter.
* Sumulong either lost or is a third-termer; Robbie Puno is replacing him.
* Suplico is a third-termer; his wife lost the congressional race to Raul Gonzalez Jr.
* Pichay ran for the Senate and lost.

Pichay issues a denial. Suplico calls on Teves to name names. There are two congressmen who ran for senator under Team Unity: Pichay and Migs Zubiri.

Sirit?

25
Jun

One insincere man

You know, if you extend a hand of reconciliation and the other party refuses, you do not slap the other party. It only shows how dishonest you are with the insincerity of your reconciliation effort.

Immediately after Mike Arroyo got out of the hospital (after a successful operation), he vowed to have his libel suits withdrawn, which he did, after the damage has been done. In retaliation for all the libel suits, some of those he sued filed a class suit against him. Even if the libel suits were withdrawn, these journalists chose to push ahead with the class suit. And why should they? As I have said, the damage has been done. Read this post by Ellen Tordesillas.

And now, to show that Mike Arroyo is one insincere guy, his lawyer is now turning the tables against those who filed the class suit, using the much-vaunted rule by law: he wants the Makati RTC to have 8 journalists arrested for not attending court hearings. Why should they, when he plans to use them as hostile witnesses?

You know why no one wants to trust you, Mr. Arroyo? Because you are one insincere man.

25
Jun

Quid pro quo?

Last Friday, I was off somewhere in Makati when I found out that the coup charges against Gregorio Honasan were dropped by the Department of Justice. The order was signed by no less than the poster boy of the Arroyo Administration, Raul Gonzalez. I saw the 90-plus-page order – the last page, at least, and there’s the signature. (That day was ironic, though that’s one of the unbloggable days of my life.)

This comes two months after the DoJ indicted Honasan for the same crime after he was granted bail. And Raul Gonzalez even tried blaming the Supreme Court for the Makati RTC’s decision to allow Honasan to post bail!

Anyway, I saw him on TV Friday night, and again he claims that he will be independent once he assumes his seat in the Philippine Senate. I highly doubt it. The circumstances behind his release, the DoJ’s abrupt about-face, the denial by the Fortress and Honasan that there is a deal – these things don’t add up.

Anyway, as I have said last month, for all intents and purposes, Gringo is TU.

22
Jun

Monstrosity at Bataan

Here are some pics showing the ugly moi at Montemar Beach Club in Bagac, Bataan. You have been warned.

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This is me at the bus. Despite the cheeriness, I was sleep-deprived.
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Here I was contemplating a kayak ride. The kayak said no.
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I was afraid that a monster would appear at the background. Actually there is one but I had cropped it. Heh.
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Lesson learned: don’t mess with a swing!

I really need to lose weight.

22
Jun

Is Miriam looking ahead at 2010?

Miriam Santiago must be thinking that since the election campaign period is over, it’s time for people like her to hog the limelight. In her case, she did twice within the span of a week.

Last week, she called senators who refrained from pork barrel as “gago”. She always get away in saying stupidsilly things, like that famous “I lied ha ha ha” idiocy eons ago (I think that quote got her re-elected).

Now, she claims that Senator Antonio Trillanes IV will have to serve his term in jail until he is acquitted. She cited the Constitution’s equal protection clause and the case of the pardoned, convicted child rapist Romeo Jalosjos. The news item cites her as a constitutional expert, which for me is argumentum ad verecundiam.

It is argumentum ad verecundiam because the assertion that Trillanes will have to serve in jail is not valid just because a so-called Constitutional expert says so. Besides, the case of Jalosjos and Trillanes are different. Here is the Supreme Court decision, People v. Jalosjos, on Jalosjos’ appeal to be allowed to serve in Congress, which Santiago cited. In the Jalosjos case, he ran as congressman after he was convicted and his case was on appeal. In Trillanes’ case, he is charged but not yet convicted.

Now, while this case is worthy of a lengthy blog post, let’s concentrate on Santiago instead. She did not have to dip her fingers on the issue. She was not asked to issue an opinion; she released a press statement. She has the right to express her opinion, true, but I can’t help but ask – why? And the fact that her opinion is debatable makes things more fuzzy.

Maybe she is gunning for 2010?

Argue on the issue of Trillanes. Here are some statutes to guide you in the discussion:

* In her concurring opinion on People v. Jalosjos, Justice Gonzaga-Reyes quoted Article III, Section 13 of the 1987 Philippine Constitution, to wit:

All persons, except those charged with offenses punishable by reclusion perpetua when evidence of guilt is strong, shall, before conviction, be bailable by sufficient sureties, or be released on recognizance as may be provided by law. The right to bail shall not be impaired even when the privilege of the writ of habeas corpus is suspended. Excessive bail shall not be required.

* She also quoted Article VI, Section 11 of the same document:

A Senator of Member of the House of Representatives shall, in all offenses punishable by not more than six years imprisonment, be privileged from arrest while the Congress is in session. No Member shall be questioned nor be held liable in any other place for any speech or debate in the Congress or in any committee thereof.

* The main opinion in the Jalosjos case cites Article III, Section 1:

No person shall be deprived of life, liberty, or property without due process of law, nor shall any person be denied the equal protection of the laws.

Which brings us to the next.

* Jalosjos’ motion cites Aguinaldo v. Santos (212 SCRA 768, at 773 [1992]):

The Court should never remove a public officer for acts done prior to his present term of office. To do otherwise would be to deprive the people of their right to elect their officers. When a people have elected a man to office, it must be assumed that they did this with the knowledge of his life and character, and that they disregarded or forgave his fault or misconduct, if he had been guilty of any. It is not for the Court, by reason of such fault or misconduct, to practically overrule the will of the people.

Note that the said case pertains to an administrative one.

22
Jun

Annoyance of the Week

Probably the best/worst double-meaning ad that I saw on TV:

Chupa Chups. The pleasure of sucking.

Why can’t they localize their ads?

21
Jun

Contra: 20 Years

Do you know why the Konami Code was invented?

Try playing the original Contra without the benefit of the Code and then know why. That game is darn hard to finish without 30 lives! (Actually, the Code was first used in Gradius, but was made famous by Contra.)

Contra celebrates its 20th anniversary this year. Arguably, this game series is one tough game, from the NES versions to the current PS2 incarnations. What made this game so popular? Was it the innate difficulty? Was it due to the satisfaction it brings, shooting down enemies?

For me, it is due to sheer fun of playing Rambo.

Though I must limit the raves on the Nintendo versions. The PS2 versions, Neo-Contra and Contra: Shattered Soldier, are different animals. I have both of these games, and I enjoy seeing them in their cases. No one among my siblings enjoyed playing these games. In fact, a high school friend who has a knack of finishing games in the first sitting gave up on these games.

The Contra series left a large legacy. I mean the word “large” literally. Contra pioneered the large boss concept. Those Metal Slug bosses, those insane machines, they were not the first. The big boss in the first Contra is hideous! It looked like a scrotum when I first saw it!

Some Contra games are available in Collections for Nintendo DS. The original is available at Xbox Live Arcade. For everyone else, there’s an emulator and several ROMs over the internets. All you have to do is search.

(images snipped from The Contra HQ)