10
May

Me as little loser

That is how it would look like if I were made to be a little loser graphic. And most prolly no one would buy a shirt with my face on it. What a loser.

Last Tuesday, David and Goliath launched in the Philippines a new line of shirts called Little Losers. This line of shirt features graphic images about character stereotypes imbued with David and Goliath’s sense of humor. And what better way to launch it than a night of losers coming together, laughing at the antics of an improv group? That’s what happened at Mag:Net Cafe at Bonifacio High Street, with the Silly People Improv Theater (SPIT) leading the losers.

The head loser that night was Gabe Mercado (who my mom likes), who kept everyone laughing with his jokes. He was ably helped by the other losers from SPIT. And there’s no better fun than fun at the expense of others (yeah, I know, I’m mean). The best way to do this is through games. Just ask the three sets of people who were made to kiss Kenneth the Mr. Fart Face. The most kissed part? The elbow. Wacky, I know.

And then the Chicken Mafia striked again.

Fresh from their success at iBlog, the gang infiltrated the losers to prove that the people there were losers. Shedding his chicken suit, Arthur (aka Philos) mowed the audience with his “stupid” questions, and he was rewarded with laughters. Embarrassing? He did went home with a prize, so guess who’s laughing when the event was over? Mission accomplished for Chicken Mafia.

Anyway, you can get a Little Loser shirt (for men and women) for Php 995 at their stores in Bonifacio High Street, Powerplant Mall, TriNoma, Robinsons Place Manila Midtown, Greenbelt 5, and Rustan’s Makati.

Pictures:


Me at the Fotoloco booth

The Chicken Mafia at the Fotoloco booth

(photos taken using Nokia N93)

And here’s a video taken after the event by Jeff Teknostik using Nokia N93:
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5
May

On blogging, code of ethics, and credibility

The problem with Dean Luis Teodoro’s assertion is that he is assuming that blogging is a form of a journalism. If he meant “subset” then I would have agreed. What he wanted to happen is to apply journalism ethics and principles on blogging. Why apply these principles when you are only talking about, for example, how you ended up being pathetic? You mean, I have to follow the inverted pyramid whatever and interview my mom, my dad, my friends, to get their sides when all I wanted to say is that I’m ugly?

Teodoro doesn’t seem to have a firm grasp of what blogging is. Well, in fairness to him, we can’t say that for certain; it is just conjecture based on his opinion, and on how the report was presented. The report cited Brian Gorrell and that Cebu rectal surgery scandal as two prime examples of what could go wrong online. Aside from sweeping statements made by Teodoro, he is assuming that blogs are newspaper-like Web sites.

I guess what he means is that bloggers who are presenting information should at least adhere to a certain standard; he should have qualified his argument instead of that sweeping statement that betrays his ignorance. What Teodoro did not know is that there were several efforts to have a code of ethics for bloggers, and all of them bogged down. The reason is simple: it is not enforceable. The technical issues alone are mind-boggling, to say it simply.

Maybe it is time for the UP College of Mass Communications to offer classes on blogging. (And no, I won’t even point out the irony in that report. If you are a journalist, you should see it.)

It all boils down to a blogger’s credibility. How can one be credible? While we cannot have a code of ethics for blogger, each blogger can adhere to his/her own code. A blogger can, for example, write a page stating what he/she would and would not do when blogging. A blogger can say that he/she would do everything to ensure that what would be presented is true and fair. And when that blogger adheres to that self-subscribed code, readers would know, and earns their trust and respect. And credibility.

(Will edit this soon.)

2
May

One for Bloggers Da Who

Well, not really, but I found it really funny. Sorry, Bloggers Da Who.

Found this at the April 30, 2008 issue of Commuter Express (formerly Manila Standard Express):

(With apologies to The Jester-in-Exile.)

2
May

I am a coward

I am such a coward.

I believe some bloggers were expecting fireworks at a previous event, but nothing of that sort happened. Why? Because I am a coward.

Honestly, I knew nothing would come out of it. If that person is worth his salt, all that person would say is “no comment.” Most probably that person’s lawyer has already sternly instructed that person to shut up. So yeah, it would be pretty useless.

Also, we have to use the word “alleged” when we refer to that person. And there’s the rub. We keep on attaching the “alleged” tag, when most likely that person is guilty. After all, that person tried to derail administrative proceedings, right? After all, that person refused to cooperate with the authorities, right? If that person is not guilty, shouldn’t that person exert all effort to clear his/her name?

All things being said, I am still a coward.

30
Apr

Who’s afraid of Joint Resolution 10?

Is the Senate treading on dangerous grounds?

In a surprise move, Senate Minority Floor Leader Aquilino Pimentel Jr. filed Joint Resolution 10 (with 10 senators as co-sponsors) that calls for convening Congress into a Constituent Assembly to revise the Charter. The resolution specifically called for a federal form of government. Surprising because (1) the Senate has always been against the Charter change initiatives (in any form) of the Arroyo regime and (2) most senators are against Charter change.

Now there are fears that this is a Trojan horse, or an opening that this regime can exploit. Are these fears justified?

The danger lies in the fact that anything can happen in the Senate. For one, the head of the Committee on Constitutional Amendments is Richard Gordon, who is consistently pro-Gloria, though his political ambitions might actually stall any Charter change proposal from now till May 2010. Second, as I had pointed out here, anyone can always change his/her mind and vote the other way.

So for example, if there would be proposal to convene the Constituent Assembly, here is how the voting would go:

Yes
Edgardo Angara
Joker Arroyo
Pia Cayetano
Juan Ponce Enrile
Richard Gordon
Gregorio Honasan
Manuel Lapid
Ramon Revilla Jr.
Miriam Defensor Santiago
Juan Miguel Zubiri

No
Benigno Aquino III
Rodolfo Biazon
Alan Peter Cayetano
Francis Escudero
Jose Estrada
Panfilo Lacson
Loren Legarda
Ma. Consuelo Madrigal
Francis Pangilinan
Aquilino Pimentel Jr.
Manuel Roxas II
Manuel Villar

The possible NO senators who can switch to yes are:

* Legarda – Cmon, she can switch sides like it is her second nature.
* Roxas – He always plays safe, so voting Yes will not be a surprise.
* Villar – He knows how to switch sides at the right times.
* Allan Cayetano – We don’t know what’s on his mind, but I will not be surprised.

So if the votes needed is 50%+1, all the administration has to do is to get at least four NO votes to switch sides. It would be dicey if two-thirds vote is needed (I am not sure).

Some senators have signified that their support for the resolution was qualified – Pangilinan said he is for it after 2010. So there must be nothing to be afraid of.

Besides, I don’t think Gloria Arroyo needs Cha-cha to survive beyond 2010. It would be nice if she could be prime minister without term limits, but that would be impossible, given a lot of ambitious people on the wings. The best that she could ask for is for a friendly to win in 2010 (it can be done, right, Garci and Bedol?), a friendly who would guarantee that she won’t be prosecuted come July 2010. Also, Merceditas Gutierrez would still be Ombudsman by that time, and the Supreme Court would be packed by her appointees. The House of Representatives would remain friendly. So what is there for her to worry about?

The people? No. If the people wanted her out, they would have done so since 2005. Besides, it is easy to say to a pollster that they don’t support Gloria, right? Besides, who would replace her, as her supporters would say? (I dunno if they are ignorant to know that there is a vice president, or they are pretending that there is no vice president.) So no.

And, if all things fail, she can always go make herself a dictator.

Federalism suits our regionalistic thinking, and at the same time suits those with lesser ambitions (aka warlords, political lords, and/or gambling lords). And, as former National Treasurer Leonor Briones pointed out, the financial aspect of such a setup is troublesome and will surely bog down any discussion on that matter. And, THERE WILL BE THREE LEVELS OF TAXES. Surely you want that, right?

Our Charter is imperfect, and needs changing. If it has to be revised, it should be done after the 2010 elections.

29
Apr

Embrace your inner loser

From Juned:

David Goliath Event

Date: May 6, 2008
Time: 8pm
Venue: Mag:net Cafe, Bonifacio High Street

You are cordially invited to join us for a chance to embrace your inner loser.

In a testament to wit, candor and irony, meet David & Goliath’s newest brilliantly satirical horde representing what could be this generations’ biggest pop-culture paradox: being a loser has never been more cool. Expect the clever, tart-tongued graphic misfits to spin it into fun and games as they prove once and for all that there’s no better time to be a LITTLE LOSER.

RSVP

You can sign up here.

28
Apr

To blog is to influence

The Marocharim Experiment wrote about resistance and blogging, and the seeming disinterest by most bloggers to post political commentary on their blogs.

He said:

Please disagree with me on this one: I think – and this is a completely subjective and personal observation – that most bloggers do not utilize their blogs enough as a vehicle to (at the very least) exact a political influence among their peers. It’s not that people don’t see the importance of political blogging, it’s just that people do not exercise their political views and commit them to a blog entry.

First, we cannot control what bloggers would post in their blogs. As someone who dabbles in political commentary myself, I always rant offline (and sometimes online, too) about the seeming apathy by the majority over the major political and social issues of the day. I have learned (and continue to learn) that diversity governs the blogosphere, and that diversity allows for apathy. I could be so intolerant of people who shrugs off politics (there’s a post by someone about being turned off by the political discussion part of iBlog 4 and all I could say via Twitter was “Tsk”), but what could I do?

Bloggers are within their rights to post what they want. It may be frustrating on the part of a political blogger, but what can he do?

Second, while we could not control what bloggers would say, we could influence others to think about political and social issues, to talk about them, and to post about them. We do this by presenting the issues, why they are issues, and why these issues matter to them. We do this by explaining what would happen if they continue to be indifferent.

Third, my pet peeve: taking a neutral stance all because a person is lazy or refuses to think. It is so easy to say “I am neutral;” it becomes harder when you are asked to explain your stand. Then things crumble after that. You will then find out that the neutral stance was just an excuse not to participate in the political/social discussion – an escape from one’s duty to take part in governance. As a political blogger, you can engage people into a meaningful discussion, listen to their reasons, point out their mistakes, convince them that they need to participate.

So, despite the seeming indifference, if you believe in your cause, you push it, you continue discussing and explaining, you write again and again, you beat the horse till it is dead. It might be easy to just surrender, but that would not make you any different from the others, right?

28
Apr

Lost at iBlog 4

There are certain things to do when attending blogger events. Basically, you should expand your network by meeting new bloggers. You listen to talks, take down notes. Bring calling cards, or anything that will leave a good impression on everyone (chicken costume, anyone?); a calling card will do. If there’s a chance to broadcast your URL (the open mic session), grab it.

I did none of those things at iBlog 4.

Sure, I did listen to most (not all, unfortunately) of the talks, though my attention drifted from time to time. From the magician-like presentation by Juned Sonido to the wonderful and entertaining videos by Ms. Aileen Apolo and Coy Caballes to Ria Jose‘s funny asides to Mam Noemi Dado‘s presentation on online advocacies, one thought lingered in my mind. And no, I am not telling yah about it. Ok, maybe in another post.

Breaktimes were spent chatting with Dra. Tess Termulo and The Jester-in-Exile (whose cover was blown, no thanks to Juned); then with Manuel L. Quezon III, Dra. Tess, Jester, Eugene, Juned, and Benj.

I was actually looking forward to the Chicken Mafia‘s stunt, and what I thought to be a farce turned out to be true: Philos did come, and wore that chicken costume. And it was a hit! Everyone groped Philos for pictures, and I’m sure Joyfulchicken is envious ha ha ha! Imagine all those girls!

I finally got to fondlehandle a DSLR camera – and got to shoot two pics! – thanks to Dhon Jason. I will get one soon. If the economy improves, of course.

Oh, when Marcelle Fabie hit the stage, he was looking for me to be his “assistant.” It was thoughtful of him; one time, I complained that he did not show me his tricks, and so last Saturday was his chance. Too bad call of nature intervened. All was not lost however; he did show me SEVERAL tricks during the after-party, and he scares me, really (that’s my way of saying he’s awesome).

Seen at iBlog: Ade (isnabero sa personal), AJ (who came with Ernie, of course), Dexter, Fritz (too busy with someone), George, Jane, Marck, Shari.

The iBlog format this year is I think better than last year. What I mean is, the topics were better. There were still complaints, though, from other people, and saw Mam Janette Toral having to explain how the format came to be. I did saw one post that totally pissed me off, but not enough to rant about it. Anyway, for next year’s iBlog, here is my suggestion. This is not original, OK? I saw this format in action at The Varsitarian’s Thomasian Journalism Fellowship (I had attended the inaugural and the next two). Originally, it followed this year’s iBlog format, where all participants stay in one venue, listening to speakers. And since journalism is a wide field, the organizers thought of a variation of the iBlog 2 format: there were plenary sessions, one session in the morning and another one in the afternoon; and then concurrent sessions in between plenaries, grouped by subject, where participants can choose.

Of course, that would mean someone might want to sit in two sessions that share the same schedule. It can’t be helped, unless sessions are scheduled way in advance. (I hate Operations Research.)

And then there’s a complaint about Blogging 101. We can’t please everyone, I know, but that complaint has a point, in the eyes of those who were blogging since Freddie Mercury was still alive. That is why I believe the separate-track-and-plenary format is perfect for iBlog – to tailor the summit for everyone who wants to attend.

As for me, I attend iBlog for the community, to get to know new bloggers. Unfortunately for this year, it did not happen. No thanks to that preoccupation.

24
Apr

A perfect gift for a Hello Kitty fangirl

If you have a daughter/girl friend/niece/sister who is getting married and a huge Hello Kitty fan, I suggest giving her this as a wedding present (if you are the generous type, that is):

Hello Kitty Washing Machine

I am just not sure if it will really make her clothes clean. Or make her husband look cute.

(Image from Hello Kitty Hell)

23
Apr

Sumilao, Calatagan, and social justice in the Philippines

It’s been weeks since the Sumilao land case has been satisfactorily resolved (hopefully), we have another, almost similar case under the radar screens of mainstream media and the blogosphere.

This time it is a 508-hectare property at Calatagan in Batangas owned by the late Ceferino Ascue. The land was put under agrarian reform in 1990, two years after the Comprehensive Agrarian Reform Law was enacted. The land was distributed to 318 tenant-farmers under the Operation Land Transfer (OLT) provision of Presidential Decree 27; 818 Emancipation Patents were distributed.

The farmers tilled the land and cultivated rice, corn, vegetables and other crops for the ten years, paying land amortizations to the government.

Five years (1995) after the land was put under agrarian reform, the heirs of Ascue sold the property to Asturias Industries (sounds familiar?). Not only did the heirs ignored that fact that they no longer owned the land at time of sale, the Register of Deeds of Batangas did not annotate the distribution of that land in the land title.

Asturias Industries then began its campaign to get the land. It applied for a Mineral Production Sharing Agreement (MPSA) and an Environmental Compliance Certificate (ECC) from the Department of Environment and Natural Resources (DENR) for a 2336.8-hectare land including the Ascue Estate in July 1997.

Asturias used those documents to question the distribution of the Ascue Estate under PD 27, claiming that the distribution was made erroneously, since the land was never used for planting rice and corn, and that Ascue did not recognize any tenancy arrangements.

The Provincial Agrarian Reform Officer (PARO) of the Department of Agrarian Reform (DAR) began its investigation of Asturias’ complaints. Task Force Baha was formed, and it found that “(1) procedural lapses attended the OLT coverage; (2)significant portions of the OLT-covered area were planted to sugar cane; and (3) the landowner did not recognize tenancy relations with the ARBs (agrarian reform beneficiaries).” A validating team from DAR Region IV Office noted that “it cannot be established beyond reasonable doubt that the property is planted to palay or corn and tenanted.” It then recommended the nullification of the emancipation patents.

DAR Undersecretary Conrado Navarro sustained Asturias’ complaints in August 4, 2000, basing his decision on the following:

(1) the landholding was not primarily devoted to the production of rice or corn;

(2) the tenancy relations was not clearly established and

(3) the land long ceased to be agricultural as it is “mineralized.”

This case was appealed to the Office of the President, the Court of the Appeals, and the Supreme Court. The SC upheld the DAR decision in 2005.

Everything that went for Asturias were legal. But were they right?

Social justice is a curious concept, an alien one to most of us Filipinos. It is almost utopian: fair treatment to everyone, and impartial sharing in the benefits and resources of the society. I myself can’t explain it with confidence and conviction.

That said, agrarian reform is a pillar of Philippine social justice as part of the provisions of the Charter (see Article XIII, Section 1). As always, the spirit of the law doesn’t matter; as long as we can get away from it, we twist the law to our advantage. It has become apparent that you can actually use the law to give some semblance of legality to what is morally wrong (going against the spirit of the law).

Having said that, what can I say about the Calatagan case? I just find it ironic that we are having a so-called rice crisis now, and 500 hectares of agricultural land became mineral land in a poof. Also, every thing that Asturias did were legal. But were they right?

Read a briefing on this case here.