25
Nov

Dem Koreans

You know what? I think there is something wrong with them Koreans.

I was watching Sponge on KBS last night. One of the information shown was that you can stop a potential sneeze by pinching your nose. The personalities were again so wacky I was laughing so hard.

Anyway, about the information: hello? I think I know this since I was in elementary. And they only knew that now?

Geesh.

And on an another show, (I think the title was The Golden Bell or something), there were 100 students, and they were asked a series of questions, and those who commit a mistake were eliminated.

The first question involved an object. The students were asked to hold the object and then they were to identify what it was.

One burly male was asked by the hosts to state his answer and explain why.

“This is an object for breaking,” he said.

The host asked, “Why do you think so?”

“Because it was made in China!” (WTFQ?!)

The host then asked him to break it. The stupid kid obliged by hitting the object to his head.

Toink!

Well, try hitting your head with a sharpening stone.

Koreans. Tsk. They’re like Filipinos.

23
Nov

Another weird dream, 6

This is probably the weirdest dream I had.

I was in a cemetery (a fusion of the Chinese and Manila North cemeteries) for an internment when a group of alien-looking humanoids entered with violent intentions. I tried to run away, and when I got into a river bank, I brought out a one-pull inflatable boat, but it failed. So I had to scamper in the muddy river bank to get away. I lost them when I got off the perimeter of the cemetery.

I got back in, the aliens were gone. I entered the chapel, and saw a coffin with my paternal grandmother (who passed away three years ago). She was to be cremated, and the undertaker told everyone to get out, with the immediate relatives first.

Finding the command dubious, I took a peek. The undertaker threw the body off the coffin. The only thing was that it was not the body of my grandmother. It was someone who looked stupid and cross-eyed. It made the sign of the cross, knowing its fate.

At the crematorium, the body was put in the cremation chamber. Everyone went home except for me and my father. After burning, the ashes were like dirty diamonds. The undertaker then told us to go back a day later.

On the way home, the internment for the ashes were discussed, and the Manila North Green Park was mentioned. The sidewalks had Chinese tombs in them.

Then I woke up.

If you are not familiar with the cremation process, it is darn simple. Anyway, I will describe the process as I saw it in the Chinese Cemetery crematorium.

The crematorium is divided into two parts: the first is where ceremonies and last minute rites are held. The other holds the cremation chambers. It is off-limits to most people except for a relative or two of the person to be cremated.

The body is put into the burning chamber, just like how a baker puts bread in an oven. The burning process depends on what is being burned. When the remains of my uncle were cremated, it took 2 hours – note that my uncle was dead for 25 years then. We had to transfer the remains to a smaller resting place, so cremating the bones was needed.

The ashes settle on a metallic pan. Now, even with cremation, it is normal to see charred bones, so the ashes are ground into a grinding machine. Afterwards, the finely-ground ashes are placed in an urn.

I always get death-related dreams. Mind you, I was not the one who is dead in those dreams. Most of them were relatives, alive and dead. Most of the time I wake up after those dreams, without any wish to go back to sleep. And no, I don’t tell the relative that I had dreamed about his/her death. Besides, in the dreams, they are usually dead.

22
Nov

Black Friday

I used to remember that there was a group of people who advocated for the Philippines to be part of the American Union. They are opposed to the group who were advocating for independence. I think that was more than 50 years ago.

Fast forward to today. To be honest, I’d be glad to be an American on Black Fridays. For those who are not familiar, Black Friday refers to the day after Thanksgiving (usually 4th Thursday of November). I’ll give way to Wikipedia:

Black Friday is the day after Thanksgiving in the United States, where it is the beginning of the traditional Christmas shopping season. Since Thanksgiving falls on the fourth Thursday in November in the United States, Black Friday may be as early as the 23rd and as late as the 29th day of November. Black Friday is not an official holiday, but many employers give the day off, allowing consumers to get a head start on their Christmas shopping. Retailers often decorate for the Christmas season weeks beforehand. Many retailers open very early (typically 5 A.M.) and offer doorbuster deals and loss leaders to draw people to their stores. Although Black Friday, as the first shopping day after Thanksgiving, has served as the unofficial beginning of the Christmas season at least since the start of the modern Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in 1924, the term “Black Friday” has been traced back only to the 1970s. “Black Friday” was originally so named because of the heavy traffic on that day, although most contemporary uses of the term refer instead to it as the beginning of the period in which retailers are in the black (i.e., turning a profit).

Ok. Browse these sites to see what I mean.

Gizmodo’s Ultimate Black Friday Guide
Joystiq Holidaze: best of Black Friday
Black Friday deals
BlackFriday.info
Black Friday Ads

Join me and weep.

16
Nov

Annoyance of the Week: IDOLS

I was browsing CD Japan when I saw a link at the top labeled IDOLS. My curiousity was piqued, so I clicked on it. Boo.

Anyway, here’s the link. Be warned, though, as you might get offended by what you will see (specially if you are Manoling Morato, Ma. Consoliza Laguardia, or Msgr. Nico Bautista).

16
Nov

Have mercy

I know that it is way past my waking time when I hear something. There is this man who is obviously not sane. From what I have heard, this man does not sleep at all, though it isn’t obvious. Sometimes he shouts at quarter to six in the morning, sometimes he sings songs loudly. Sometimes he roams the streets in his undies; sometimes he wears panties (yeah, I think he’s gay).

So, as I was about to dress up for work, I heard him singing a Roman Catholic song, sung during mass after the opening. The lyrics start with “Panginoon, maawa ka” (Lord, have mercy). On the jeep, I saw him hanging a wet campaign poster on someone else’s clothes line.

Yes. Lord, have mercy on him and on everyone like him.

6
Nov

There he is

There is this man who is such a bore. He cannot maintain/keep a conversation. No one wants to chat with him on any IM. He even tried to elicit reactions to his “clever” status messages, not knowing that people don’t see them as clever; they reek of attention-deficit syndrome. In fairness to the man, he really tries hard in maintaining a conversation, but words always escape him. He always runs out of things to say.

He is saddened by the fact that people only talk to him when they need something from him or they need his help. Of course he is glad to be of help, but the fact remains that people only remember him in times of need. What if its his turn to need help? Would anyone come?

He did not even dare answer those questions, as the answer would only make him more depressed than ever.

How does it feel to be lonely? Just look at that man. There he is, typing away at the keyboard. There he is, staring at the IM, waiting for anyone to reply to his messages, waiting for anyone to send him a message. There he is, walking alone the road. There he is, at the mall, walking alone. There he is, staring at nothing.

There I am.

5
Nov

Fiery Friday

Last Friday, at 30 minutes before seven in the evening, there was a fire across the street, both from our rented apartment and from my aunt’s house. Well, here’s Wikimapia for your reference.

The place where I live is marked in blue, my aunt’s house is marked in black, and the firezone in red. The road at the left of the firezone is named Sampaguita, the road at the right of the basketball court is Kampupot, and below, 10th Avenue.

I had just finished eating dinner and was about to open the TV when a neighbor came in shouting, “May sunog sa Kampupot!” (There’s a fire at Kampupot!) So off I went, and saw the blaze. People were in panic mode, running away with their belongings and loved ones. Some were crying, even if they were not affected by the blaze. The direct victims of the fire were able to save nothing but the clothes they were on.

Dad kept on calling two phone numbers, supposedly for some fire engines. One was a wrong number, the other was busy. But when he got through, the operator answered that they were already swamped by calls for the same incident, and that fire engines were on their way.

I went near the fire as it blazed, and took some shots using my Sony Ericsson P1i phone. Here are some shots:

There was this mother with a little girl who stayed at a walkway going inside our aparment complex. The mom was done crying. All she was able to save was several thousand pesos, her daughter, and nothing else. The father was at the fire site, looking helplessly as their house was razed. I know, it was useless, but I think he was afraid to face his daughter when the kid begins asking difficult questions.

Which the kid did.

While the fire was razing (and I was done looking around), the kid asked her mom, “Pwede na tayo umuwi?” (Can we go home now?). And when her father arrived, she asked, “Pa, yung bike ko?” (Pa, where’s my bike?)

The fire was completely put out by 10PM. Here’s a news report by GMA7 (correction: Kampupot is a street, not a village). According to some witnesses, the cause was overloaded electrical wires due to illegal connections.

2
Nov

Magic sand and wolf poop

You will never know where you’ll get new information. Me, I got some new ones from watching those educational shows from KBS World. Yes, a Korean channel.

Well, it’s not bad, since they have subtitles.

Anyway, I got to see this TV show entitled Sponge earlier. The concept is simple. The show asks the viewers to send in interesting but not-well-known factoids. The TV show then verifies if the information is true. If true, here is where the TV show shines. Instead of presenting the fact in a straightforward manner, they make a game out of it. They get several famous Korean personalities as contestants, and they ask these contestants to guess the answer to a question or to complete a statement. After the personalities have answered the question, a video clip about the correct answer is shown. Afterwards, the factoid is rated, and if it gets 5 stars, the sender wins US$1000.

So, today I have learned that sheep avoids wolf poop at all costs. Yes, these meek animals are so afraid of wolves that they are also afraid of wolf poop. The show did three experiments to prove the factoid. First, they place food near wolf poop, and several animals were released in the cage. All animals ate the food except the sheep.

Then, they placed a pair of food and poop in a green patch of land where sheep roams. They placed poop of tiger, bear, leopard, and wolf. The sheep clearly stayed away from the food besides the wolf poop.

In the third experiment, they have a box with a partition. They placed wolf poop on the other side and covered it (the cover is almost air tight), and food on the other. So they placed the box on a field, and the sheep munched on the food. But when the other partition was opened, the sheep fled.

Ok, did you know there is a kind of sand that will never get wet? Yes, there is such a sand, and they call it magic sand. They put the sand on a series of tests, including immersing it in water, and pouring magic sand on water. It seems that to make magic sand, you coat the sand with hydrophobic substances, making it water-proof.

Well, yeah, they get to receive absurd factoids, and they have a segment called – what else – Absurd Sponge, to present these useless factoids in a funny way.

Now, how I wish the giant networks produce shows like these instead of the usual crap out there.

31
Oct

Halloween link list

No, this is not a post about Halloween. You better look somewhere else.

Anyway, hit the link list. If you don’t find your blog or Web site on it, yell at the comments. The only condition is that you should link back to this blog. Fair enough, right?

Since I had dropped by Manila North Cemetery last Sunday, I will be dropping by the Chinese Cemetery and La Loma Cemetery tomorrow. I hope to take some pictures, specially on the Chinese Cemetery, since taking pictures is not allowed in that cemetery. And oh, maybe a decent post on the experience as well, since the Chinese tradition is colorful, noisy, and full of smoke. And cute people. Nope, no pics of cute people ha ha ha. Go look somewhere else.